Some Really Really Good Pasta*

This post is solely dedicated to Ben Temple. Happy birthday Ben! I could have just named this post "Happy Birthday Ben!", but I didn't... Not because Ben isn't deserving of it, but just because I happened to name it something else first. For real though, it's Ben Temple's birthday today, and part of the reason I put an effort into this blog is because of Ben Temple. I used to live with Ben in university and I know first hand he enjoyed deliciousness. In fact, I had seen him try his hand at impressing his lovely lady friend with some of his home cooking skills, and later had heard her wishes for, "[him] to just be able to make some really really good pasta".

I agree. A very ambiguous request if I do say so myself. What is "some really really good pasta?" How does one go about defining this? Well, to each is his own, but after a hard day of consuming at a bar that is on a pirate ship, one might define it as the following, and I for Goddamn-sure know Anna just might agree with me on this one. So, Happy Birthday Benjamin Temple and I hope upon the William Thorton bar that you use this recipe in your favour at least twice, as it is that good. Aaaand it is so simple that you can do it after a hard afternoon of drinking, just as I successfully have. Not too sure if the pictures do any justice, but hopefully you get the jist of all this. Party on my friend and I hope you get what you deserve on this 23rd birthday of yours.

You will need:
- 3-4 Italian Sausage Links
- 2 Large Handfuls of your favourite mushrooms (button, mini bellos, shitaki, oyster, magic, portobello, whatever you like...)
- 2-3 cloves of Garlic (chopped up like)
- 3-4 Green Onions chopped into 1 inch sections
- Grainy Mustard
- Cream (half and half, whole, heavy, or whatever your heart can handle)
- Whole wheat Penne pasta (enough for 2-3 servings)
- Fresh basil leaves
- Delicious delicious

In my opinion, pasta should never be a very complicated thing to make. So, to start this off get your sausage in a frying pan or skillet, over medium high heat. I recommend removing the meaty sausage goodness from the casing by simply making a slit down the side of the sausage, with a sharp knife, and squeezing it right into the pan. Break it up with your spoon or spatula and get it moving around until it is just cooked. Remove the sausage and set aside.

While you play with your sausage, you should take your shrooms, and cut them in half for slicing ease. After cutting them in half, simply continue to slice them into thin pieces. Take your green onions and chop into one inch sections, discard the white bits though. At this point, you should chop your garlic cloves if you haven't done so already. Meanwhile, get a pot of salted water boiling for your pasta. Now, throw your mushrooms in the frying pan after you have removed the sausage and get them moving around. Once the shrooms start to soften, add your garlic and continue to toss around the pan: do not let the garlic burn! Now that the garlic is getting all fragrant and soft, toss the green onions in the pan. Continue to move these around until they are softening, as well. As the shrooms, garlic and onions get all sexy smelling, you should reintroduce the sausage back into the pan, as well as a good dollop or two of the grainy mustard. Turn the heat down to medium low as you stir everything around and start to add cream to the equation. You want to add cream to cover about half to three-quarters of the sausage/garlic/onion/shroom mixture. I won't give an exact measurement as you can eyeball this and make as much sauce as you like. Crack some black pepper over top, stir to combine with the mustard and cream and simmer until sauce begins to thicken.

Hopefully at this point your pasta water has already begun to boil. Add your desired measurement of pasta to the water and continue to boil until it is "al dente" (tender but has a bit of bite to it still), or until it is cooked to your liking. Drain the water from the pasta, but reserve a few small spoonfuls of the pasta water. Add the pasta, and the reserved pasta water into the cream sauce and mix around until everything is coated with sauce. Divide all the goodness amongst your serving vessel of choice (bowl or plate) and garnish with some chopped fresh basil leaves. I find this part to be crucial as it really livens up the whole dish with the greenness and fresh taste of the basil. There isn't a flavour in the world that gets me as excited as fresh basil. After the basil, grate some of that Parmesan cheese on top and give it a good sprinkle of some olive oil. Now you may serve and enjoy what has been coming to you since you put that garlic in the pan and didn't burn it! 

Atta boy. Happy Birthday.  

*This dish is so easy, it can even be made after a long day of partying on a pirate-ship bar. True story.